Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousn ess or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.