Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
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A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?
A: She took the Q22 twice.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!