Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A. She moved.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. Then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it. "Please, honey, don't do it, i'll do anything you want, but please, don't kill yourself!" he pleads. "Shut up! your next!" the blonde says.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.