Joke #3504

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!