Joke #3504

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.