Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.