Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.