Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.