Joke #3504

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.