Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.