Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!