Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.