Joke #4494

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.