Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.