Joke #4494

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!