Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.