Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.