Joke #4494

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.