Joke #4494

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.