Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper