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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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