Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’