Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
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Bill Gates dies and goes to God.
God says to him:
Because you invented the screen saver I give you the possibility to go wherever you want.
God shoes Bill that in hell there are lots of naked chicks and beaches.
So he chooses hell.
After a while God returns and asks him if he like’s it there.
Bill says:
No! Where are all the chicks you just showed me?
Oh that! That was just a screen saver.
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
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A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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