Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.