Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Q:Where do you find giant snails?
A:On the ends of their fingers.
What goes black white black white...?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope."
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs.
As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man mutters, "Ain't my dog."
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!