Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.