Joke #3561

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.