Joke #3561

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!

Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."