Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!