Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.