Joke #3561

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.