Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."