Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.