Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.