Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.