Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.