Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."