Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.