Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.