Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.