Joke #4455

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.