Joke #4455

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.

Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.