Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.