Joke #4455

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.