Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.