Joke #4455

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.