How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.
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Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty.
Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand.
The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something.
"What are you looking for?" Billy asked.
"Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied.
So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing.
The ground was slippery.
So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis.
His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having sex with them.
One nun says "God, forgive them for they know not what they are doing!"
The second nun says "Speak for yours! Mine is a Master!"
Q: What did I do in the bed last night.
A: Your mom.