What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
No ball room.
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous?
Get back!
I have no idea how big it grows!
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207.
Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
A big dirty farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"This is the pig I have to f*ck when you're not up for s*x."
His wife says: "I think you'll find that's a sheep."
He says: " I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home.
Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn."
Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?"
The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore?
A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.