Joke #3569

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.

What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.

Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."

Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.

What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!