A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.