A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."