A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.