How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.
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A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you."
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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