Joke #3572

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!
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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise. On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock. One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!" The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?" The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?" The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
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