How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
Q: why did the cow cross the road? A: So he could pass the milkyway.
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely, The CAT
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.