What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
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Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.
The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.
After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff!
I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"What!?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
Three mice in a pub having a bevy discussing who's the hardest.
1st mouse says I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!
2nd mouse says : you poof! I get rat poison' crush it into powder and snort it.
3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door, where are you going? asked the other 2.
Home he replied to shag the cat!
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck.
The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
"But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend.
"Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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