What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
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Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now."
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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a lickalotapus.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
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A: I don’t know.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."