What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.