What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
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Try two pairs of stilts!
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She called the police immediately to report the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch.
The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder.
She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer.
The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a blind policeman!"
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head.
The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’
‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’
‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman.
‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A: Hissssstory.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.