Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".