Joke #3577

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.