Joke #3577

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.