Joke #3577

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.