Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.