Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.