You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.