You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.