You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!