You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.