You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.