Joke #8973

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.