Joke #8973

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.

Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.