Joke #8973

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Vote: has 76.22 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Vote: has 66.64 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Vote: has 23.44 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Vote: has 44.24 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Vote: has 73.21 % from 207 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, kids, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Vote: has 68.56 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama