Joke #8973

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks