Joke #8973

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!