Joke #5008

Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"

You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.