Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!