Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.