There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, "The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.