Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
A blonde was cruising down the highway at breakneck speed when a cop pulled her over.
“May I see your license and registration, please?” asked the cop.
Miffed, the blonde said, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license. Now today you want me to show it to you!”
Three blondes enter a bar.
They are happy, dancing and singing.
The barman asks them:
What are you girls celebrating?
We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish.
So? The barman asks.
On the box wrought 2-4 years!
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
Friend: I don't know, who?
Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.