What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields. One blonde says, "Look over there!" They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she's swimming through the wheat. The blonde driving says, "It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name." The other blonde says, "Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"