What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.
Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.
The blonde said that her mother had passed away.
The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left.
The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again.
She asked her why she was crying this time.
"I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"
Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.