''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?" "Because I'm Christine."
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.