Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthful.
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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the fucking difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class.
Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate.
After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.
At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again.
The teacher says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "Checking my answers."
Teacher: "I wished you would pay a little
attention."
Pupil: "I'm paying as little as I can!"
One day a boy came home running while crying.
His mother asked what happened why are you crying?
The boy said`I got punished for something I did not do’.
His mother said ‘That’s horrible.
what did you not do’.
The boy in tears said`my homework’