Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!
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A dandy lion.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play
At the pet shop, a man spots a parrot without any feet.
The man leans in, "Hey buddy, how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a hook."
"Wow," says the guy. "I can't believe you're so smart! I'm taking you home."
Weeks go by, and the parrot not only understands everything the man says, but he gives good advice.
The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Hey, I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the mailman."
"What happened?" asks the guy.
"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth."
"What happened then?" asks the guy.
"Then, the mailman came into the house and lifted up your wife's nightgown," reports the parrot.
"Oh no!" the guy says. "Then what?"
"I don't know," says the parrot. "I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!