Joke #3711

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"

Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.

Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!

What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.

A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife : Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!! What happened, did you run out of toilet paper? No, restart the router, please!

Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip