Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree.
They all get out and discuss how to fix the car.
The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’
The engineer says, ‘That would take too long.
I have my penknife here.
I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’
The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
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We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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