Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning.
A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' …
So I took the bike"
The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
A: Your mouse pad.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”