Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems.
They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard."
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.