Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.
Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones.
This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.
Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth surgeon said, "I like technicians...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."