Joke #3727

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Vote:
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Vote:
has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, computer, dad, IT
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
Vote:
has 84.00 % from 900 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Vote:
has 80.27 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Vote:
has 78.13 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Vote:
has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
Vote:
has 75.69 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
Vote:
has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Vote:
has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
Vote:
has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
Vote:
has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT