What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
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Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Bestiality
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.
An Australian guy walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm.
He asks the bartender if he will give him free drinks if he shows he can put his penis inside the crocs mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off.
The bartender agrees.
The guy opens the crocs mouth and puts his penis inside it; the croc gently closes his mouth and after 15 seconds the Australian hits him over the head with a bottle, causing the croc to open his mouth and let the guy withdraw his penis.
The bartender starts serving the free drinks to the Austr alian and then tells everyone in the bar "If anyone else can do that then I will give them free drinks also".
There is a pause and then a blonde woman calls out "ok, I will do it but please don't hit me so hard over my head with the bottle".
How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.