What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose.
Ortoise: How does he smell?
Gemma: Awful!
Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude.
He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied.
The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know.
I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him?
Nothing.
I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."
What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales.
How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.
One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
"However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk.
"In-stinct," replied Out.