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What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly. Tweet Share
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Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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