Joke #3728

Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’

What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."

"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."

What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!