Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.