Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.