Joke #4226

What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
Vote:
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Vote:
has 82.27 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Vote:
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.
Vote:
has 84.84 % from 589 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Vote:
has 26.33 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
Vote:
has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support." When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. I will think of a password other than "password." I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
Vote:
has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, new year, technology
The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
Vote:
has 5.73 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Vote:
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
Vote:
has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
Vote:
has 77.08 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT