What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain?
A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
Two programmers after work, talking in a pub:
"You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar."
- And what did you do ?
"I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her."
"Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?"
"I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop."
"Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"