What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day?
Cutting edge.
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GarageBend.
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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub:
"You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar."
- And what did you do ?
"I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her."
"Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?"
"I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop."
"Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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