Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage.
Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring.
Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"
Dave then got down on bended knee.
"Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.