Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning.
A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' …
So I took the bike"
The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone.
Also a challenge to the iPhone?
Making phone calls.
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Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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