Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles...
See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles...
See 83 errors, pitches computer.
There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before.
I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong!
I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
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Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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