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Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. ‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’ Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
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The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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