Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement:
"Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates.
The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to.
‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary.
‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!