How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
One day a boy came home running while crying. His mother asked what happened why are you crying? The boy said`I got punished for something I did not do’. His mother said ‘That’s horrible. what did you not do’. The boy in tears said`my homework’
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.