Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
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Three kids were smoking behind the shed.
"My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first.
"Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy.
"That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Vote:
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks.
My wife stormed into the pub last night as me and the boys were downing shots of Tequila.
"You're coming home now!" she screamed.
"No, I'm not," I laughed.
She said, "I'm talking to the kids."
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Vote:
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?