I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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How irresponsible people are.
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The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
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