I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.”
The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.”
And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.