I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy.
The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
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His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
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