Joke #3847

Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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