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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless.
When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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