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I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..."
The man shook his head.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?"
The man shook his head again angrily.
"Sorry... a worm?"
The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces.
"Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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