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Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
My attitude isn't bad.
It's in beta.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Hide a seek champion...
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Since 1958
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.