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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range.
He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away.
The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit.
They shout to him that he missed completely.
The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer.
The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off.
He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here!
The problem must be at your end!’
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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