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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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