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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties.
It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy.
The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
My wife thinks I’m with my mistress.
My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
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