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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
He says:
If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman.
"But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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