A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion. The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair. Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.