How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
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Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google.
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
You dream only of quick connections.
You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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