How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.