How do girls get minks?
The same way minks get minks.
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Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself?
He’s smoking a cigarette.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."
A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute.
The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall.
He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected.
The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.