Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.