Joke #3819

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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