Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.