Joke #3819

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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