Joke #3819

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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