Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’
Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
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A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac."
He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."
She says, "How much for all night?"
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
A. Fucks Funny!
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex, the young man bought her a
lovely bouquet of roses.
Despite his good intentions, however, the devoted husband received a
suspicious look when he handed her the flowers.
"I suppose," she said, "that now you expect
me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread."
"Why?" said the young man.
"Don't we have a vase?"