Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”
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One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
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Murmurs the other woman.
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"Only if there's a phone handy", Bill replied.
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Sue and Sally were discussing their sex lives.
Sue said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"
Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M."
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A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, "
All right, now give me my money!"
The Koala replied, "
Money, what for?" "
What for?", the Prostitute growled,
"Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says."
So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary.
It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex."
" Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says."
So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary.
It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
A: It’s not hard.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.