Joke #3877

What’s black and tan and looks great on a lawyer? A Dobermann pinscher.
Vote:
has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: lawyer

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Vote:
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?” St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, heaven, lawyer, work
Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "How many can you afford?"
Vote:
has 78.50 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, light bulb, money
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"
Vote:
has 83.62 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: dirty, divorce, lawyer
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t heard the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.” “Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
Vote:
has 78.55 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, political
A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case.
Vote:
has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, mean, money, religious
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, money
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those...
Vote:
has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer, money, wife