Joke #3926

What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
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