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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
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Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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