What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
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Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
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Murphy's Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human.. to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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