What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
The six front keys have rotted out.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?