What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
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A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week.
Finally someone notices and calls the police.
They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.
The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion.
The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair.
Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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