What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.