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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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The six front keys have rotted out.
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A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the IT professional, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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