What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!