Joke #3927

What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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A Microsoft support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50m away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off. He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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