What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
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Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems.
They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard."
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.