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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.
‘If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?’
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless.
When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard. With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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