What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.