What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.