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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.
Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones.
This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.
Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
