Joke #2498

What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...

A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?

Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!

What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.

I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.

Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.