Joke #3930

What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
Vote:
has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Sue and Sally were discussing their sex lives. Sue said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?" Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M." Sue was surprised. "Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you'd go for that." "Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
Vote:
has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, sex, women
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
Vote:
has 74.71 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, marriage, sex, wife
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Vote:
has 52.45 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: sex
On wedding night, during sex: Husband: I had a sex with so many callgirls so many time before. Wife: Thats what I have been thinking since we met that I have seen you somewhere before...
Vote:
has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Vote:
has 73.85 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
‘I’m a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping Tom booing me.’ Rodney Dangerfield
Vote:
has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
Vote:
has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Vote:
has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
Vote:
has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife