What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
About three inches.
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Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?"
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The three words most hated by women during sex, ‘Honey, I’m home!’
Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’
Woman, ‘You might be.
Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club.
Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’
Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’
‘Good heavens,’ says Harry.
‘That’s a very long time ago.’
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