What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
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Mom: "Whats so funny?"
Kid: "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it."
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A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.
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Wife: "Because you are funny."
Me: "I thought it was beacause I was good in bed?"
Wife: "You see? You're hilarious."
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Sue said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"
Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M."
Sue was surprised. "Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you'd go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
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