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A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.
They undressed and were about to screw, The woman decided to warn the man of her heart condition.
"I should tell you, I have acute angina" she said.
The man replied, "thats good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen!"
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I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her.
All these years she had no clue.
One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo.
She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!"
He said, "Explain the kids!"