Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?"
Will: "I don't know."
Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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Cross country.
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
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A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump.
My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
"Because he shot the ball!"