The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
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A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep.
I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any.
Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s.
I tried.
But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.
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Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common?
A: No Cubs
Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!"
The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!"
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!''
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.
Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line.
Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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