The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
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A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
The man says, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum says, "No."
The man says, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum says, "No."
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
"Darling."
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.