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A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates.
‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God.
‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’
Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’
Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news.
The bad news is that God is really annoyed.
The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’
Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news.
The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world.
The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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