Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems.
They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard."
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?