Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish." Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East. The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?" Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us. The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!