Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.