What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
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A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
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Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week.
Finally someone notices and calls the police.
They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.
The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion.
The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair.
Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’