What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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