What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
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Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer?
Nerdvana.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems.
They decide to throw a coin.
Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard."
Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT."
Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.